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Ask our bassist Mark Crino any question about TV shows or movies by sending an email to

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Question from Al Tria of Deadlock - "On Married With Children, when their dog died, it was replaced with another one. What was the name of their dog, and what was the name of the dog that replaced it?"


Answer from Mark Crino : I believe that the first dog is Buck and the second is Lucky. Both refer to nudity, interesting…




Question from Miriam Lee - "In what movie does a bell boy ask a female Tony Curtis if (s)he wants to see his driver's license (as proof that he is old enough to hit on her/him)?"


Answer from Mark Crino :

This came close to stumping me but thanks to the time I had pneumonia and was in bed for two months - I have actually seen this one!

I believe “Some Like It Hot” staring Tony Curtis and Jack Lemon is the movie title you seek.

Now the reason I saw this movie, other than not being able to do anything but watch TV for two months, was that I had seen part of it when my parents we watching it and I noticed it had to do with two musicians who needed money. One of which, Jack Lemon I think, played bass! I can totally relate to this topic. They end up seeing something they shouldn’t Badda Bing, Badda Boom, Badda Beep, Badda Bop they are hiding out in an all girls big band. Coincidentally, I can also relate to this because I used to be a singer with the Spice Girls. I don’t like to talk about it, but I got kicked out when I went from “Lumpy Spice” to “Pinocchio Spice” in a traumatic group showering incident.

Thanks so much for your question (Apu’s Voice) please come again!




Question from Joe Olender - "What was the mechanic's name on Knight Rider?"


Answer from Mark Crino :

I believe that the primary mechanic's name was Bonnie. However, for some episodes there was a replacement who I think was named April. Both Bonnie and April worked for Devon Miles at Knight Industries. Bonnie's Work shop was in the back of a tractor-trailer which KIT (Knight Industries Two-thousand) would drive into in some lovely stock footage. Thanks for the question, Joe!




Question from Heidi Olson - "What was the name of the evil girl smurf?"


Answer from Mark Crino :

There was never a reoccurring character that was an evil girl smurf. Although in the first season of "The Smurfs" the evil witch, Hogatha, did pose as a Smurf but she is realized when her tail falls off. Hogatha has always had it in for Smurfette though: In a later episode, she steals Smurfette's natural blond hair.

Smurfette was originally evil. So, you might have also been referring to the episode in which Gargamel turns Smurfette back to her original evil self in order to capture the Smurfs. She eventually turns good again and helps them escape.

Other than those episodes there has been few having to do with female Smurfs. In the episode "Smurfette for a day" Hefty becomes a drag queen in order to fool the troll king (I say why not pick Vanity he probably dresses in drag anyway)! In the last seasons, we see the birth of Sassette (or sassy) when the Smurflings create a female counterpart for themselves and a sister for Smurfette. She is a little redhead Smurf who like Kirsten Dunst in "Interview with a Vampire" will always be a little kid And finally there was the episode in which Handy creates a female companion for Clockwork who falls in love with Handy rather than Clockwork. Kinky;)!


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